Rainer'd make a cute girl

( For those who will mention that Ernest Hemingway's mom made him dress like a girl in the winter and it really screwed with his head I say: Rainer pulled this hair clip out of a drawer and it got stuck in his hair. We just smoothed it out and then took it right out. He's manly and likes manly things like pooping and farting and being tickled until he can't breathe.)