Rainer Behaving Badly

'Mday starts solid. The Moms gives me tackles 'n tickles.
Ruin photo shoot for X-mas cards. 's not my fault fluffy Emma feels like Blanket.
'M X-mas cards. Slobber and teeth marks 'r my signature.
Let me in the oven. 'S not baby-proofed!
Takin' slurps from the wounded soldiers.
Paint the Elmo Chair!
'Nuff said. Off to snoozers.